Congress Set to Approve Endless Make-Work Paranormal Program for UFO Grifters

​I miss the days when the biggest fringe news was some weird claim that the Knights Templar buried treasure in Montana or the Romans visited Peru. Instead, we have another week when members of Congress continued pushing extreme—and ridiculous—ideas about UFOs at the behest of Lue Elizondo and Chris Mellon. In a few weeks’ time, the History Channel’s paranoid view of history and science will have the force of American law.

At a time when cross-domain transmedium threats to United States national security are expanding exponentially, the Committee is disappointed with the slow pace of DoD-led efforts to establish the office to address those threats and to replace the former Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force as required in Section 1683 of the National Defense Authorization Act for Fiscal Year 2022. The Committee was hopeful that the new office would address many of the structural issues hindering progress. To accelerate progress, the Committee has, pursuant to Section 703, renamed the organization formerly known as the Unidentified Aerial Phenomena Task Force and the Aerial Object Identification and Management Synchronization Management Group to be the Unidentified Aerospace-Undersea Phenomena Joint Program Office. That change reflects the broader scope of the effort directed by the Congress. Identification, classification, and scientific study of unidentified aerospace-undersea phenomena is an inherently challenging cross-agency, cross-domain problem requiring an integrated or joint Intelligence Community and DoD approach. The new Office will continue to be led by DoD, with a Deputy Director named by the Intelligence Community. The formal DoD and Intelligence Community definition of the terms used by the Office shall be updated to include space and undersea, and the scope of the Office shall be inclusive of those additional domains with focus on addressing technology surprise and “unknown unknowns.” Temporary nonattributed objects, or those that are positively identified as man-made after analysis, will be passed to appropriate offices and should not be considered under the definition as unidentified aerospace-undersea phenomena.

​This slow-paced and bureaucracy laden organization fails to keep pace with adversarial advancements and Congress is taking the reins to create the UAP Joint Program Office. Congress is requiring the office to be staffed by prior UAPTF members as these DoD and IC individuals were responsible for authoring a tangible report, something AARO has failed to do.

The “individuals” responsible for authoring the UAPTF included Ancient Aliens and Secret of Skinwalker Ranch loon Travis Taylor, who thinks he’s being haunted by a Native American ghost, and Jay Stratton, whom George Knapp reported thinks his family is being haunted by dog-men that followed him home from Skinwalker Ranch. They and their allies, closely connected to longstanding group featuring Elizondo, Hal Puthoff, Jacques Vallée, Garry Nolan, and other ethically compromised true believers with extremely fringe beliefs, are set to return to government, pursuing the same paranormal agenda Puthoff started in the 1970s when he championed spoon-bender Uri Geller. And this time, they can’t be rooted out for bottomless failure since Congress will make their perpetual employment a legal requirement.
 
Elizondo took credit, for a second time, for this congressional action.

In his Trumpian rhetorical fashion, Elizndo, an aspiring Republican congressional candidate, also called the results of his efforts a “warning shot” and demanded that those who “remain defiant of the will of the American people” to get on board with hunting space aliens or face unspecified consequences.