We start with a bar patron losing his pint right off the table–a sure sign it’s time to go home–and blaming it on a g-g-g-ghost. We’re going out on a limb and blaming it on old warped floorboards and tables that need little bits of cardboard shoved underneath their feet to make them level. Next a Welsh Chapel Purportedly Haunted by ‘Spectral Hound’ Goes Up for Auction. Apparently ghost dogs reduce the value of a property so realtors are downplaying the resident pooch. But has anyone tried to look at the situation from the canine point of view? Given he was whacked by a clergyman with a bible, the poor pooch probably needs a tummy rub and to be told he’s a good boy. Besides, dogs are excellent judges of character, so if his final intentions were to chase the man of the cloth off the grounds, there was likely a good reason. (CM)
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