A dedicated Nessie watcher has spotted another anomaly on the Loch and is undeterred by naysayers with the Loch Ness Monster Sightings Register and their stringent requirements for visible facial features on any monster photos. (Facial features? Should Nessie be getting her makeup and hair done?) Meanwhile in Canada, the Most Recent Photograph of “Ogopogo” Is Making Waves in Cryptid Community—big, misshapen waves that look like…a duck? One crypto researcher with what may be a chip on his shoulder and a case of pareidolia is insistent the witness saw a water fowl swimming under the water. We couldn’t agree more, as long as he also agrees that a car in a parking lot is actually an elephant and a great blue heron flying by is an airplane. (CM)
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